Hey guys. No one is yet aware of my blog, so I feel no need to write with any semblance of a filter. Ass! oh man this is dangerous. mehaps I'll put a link to it on my facebook profile. balls.
So, I see that not everyone's blogging career takes off: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30649
that's another thing you can expect from me. A loottt of links to relevant Onion articles.
I went to Chicago last week! I had never been there before, nor actually had I been to New York or L.A., a bit odd, since I've been to Berlin/Frankfurt/Paris/Amsterdam/Tokyo/Shanghai/Beijing/Bangkok/Ho Chi Minh City. Anyway, usually I really dislike big cities, but Chicago really helped turn that around for me! Super expensive, although not as bad as it could have been, Chicago was very clean, and Chicagoans seem to be pleasant, non-threatening Midwesterners. Got to go to the Cubs game (Wrigley Field!) my first night in town, under the most random circumstances. Great game, small stadium, good hot dogs. All in all, the Cubies get an A.
I got scammed a couple times. Everyone's story seems to involve "I need money for my two children..." The first time it seems likely enough, then it just gets old. Next time, I'm asking for names.
"My car is out of gas, and I have two little daughters I need to get to dinner!"
Me: "Oh no! Two daughters? Quick, what are their names?"
"Uh... ... Rob..berta, and ... Joy-Joy. Roberta and Joy-Joy."
Me: Ah. I see. Bye.
easy, right? If I had one superpower, it would be to think on my feet like that.
that's not really true. My answer to the age-old party question "what would your superpower be?" is Omnipotence. Arguably within the rules of the game, this is analagous to finding a genie in a bottle and wishing for infinite wishes. I could fly, I could read minds, I could know the mind of God. Suckas.
And if you wish for the power of invisibility, you ARE a pervert. be honest, what else can you really do with that?
I've had a great weekend. Amy and Goeun came from Olaf to visit me at my house! We went kayaking, we watched movies (new Indy = FUN), we enjoyed each other's company. Another reminder how sad it's going to be to move to New Mexico on Wednesday (sigh). I'm going to miss you guys. More later. I love you guys.
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4 comments:
dude! I didn't know you were in Chicago recently! how long were you in town?
good luck in New Mexico.
--Nathan
Just read your blog. I like Abraham too. What a lucky SOB, no?
As far as super powers go, I would probably choose everlasting life. What matters is the Journey and its not worth it without the struggles that come with it.
Anyways, I am probably going to start my own blog too. Talk to you later, bud!
omnipotence so doesn't count as a superpower douchebag. that would officially be the boringest comic ever, oh look, ben's once again taking preemptive action to end all evil. ho hum.
also, sometimes the onion really hits the nail on the head. reminds me of that geraldo riviera scandal.
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