Congrats, KG

Here's something I never expected to see after the T-Wolves caved in 2003:

Congratulations KG!!!

Speaking of things I never expected to see...

Randy Moss, now doing his stupid chicken dance-thing for New England. It was so much cooler when he was mooning people in Minnesota.
And just like Moss himself, the Pats look god-like for almost the whole season, pushing the limits of statisticians to even describe how awesome they are, and then don't show up when it really counts. 16 and 0, or 18 and 1?

And what's with Boston taking all our best athletes? Garnett, Moss, David Ortiz, Doug Mientkiewicz, Manny Fernandez... what the hell??? I guess Minnesotan teams have a tendency to yard-sale off their best players. To anyone, really. Even you or me! So if you want Marian Gaborik or Joe Mauer to do your laundry and take out your trash... all it'll cost you is a mid-round draft pick and one or two young prospects. Hey, we all know a couple.

No wonder the last one to win anything was, uh, I guess the Twins back in 1991. Wow. I guess next March, when we trade Adrian Peterson to Cleveland for a 3rd round draft pick and a JUGS machine, we'll have three more "rebuilding" years to sit through. gaaaa.

But seriously, this is the Vikes' year. 11-5, improbable playoff run to the Super Bowl... where we get squashed by the Jags 42-20. (would have been Pats, but Moss tweaks a hammy in week 6 and is gone for the year).

These remarkably-detailed sports predictions brought to you by me--a man at a computer!

It's getting late. Again, Way to go KG.