Monday, September 8, 2008

4 days and counting...

...and I am counting. I'm going to be a busy boy this week, packing shiz up and making the apartment spotless before I leave. Yeah, they're kind of hardasses around here as far as checkouts go. It'd probably be best to have a few days of cleaning before Friday, so I don't get hung up or anything.

So, I wrap up my job this week. The reason I traveled here, it was an okay job, it really was! However now my head is spinning, as far as career aspirations go. Professionally, I've been troubled lately. I realized today that my career goals haven't changed since I was six. If you'd have told me in the 1st grade, that when I graduated college, I'd get to drive around a big truck catching lizards and collecting acorns, I'd have been pretty stoked. As recently as this past March (when i took this job), I kept the same attitude. Kind of innocent, in a way. Or maybe i'm some kind of dumbass. oh, i don't know. i'm struggling here.

Also I have no idea what I'll do when I get up to the cities. Lab job at the U, or bartender probably. Part of me is screaming "Firefighter!", but that's probably my inner child, who incidentally is six years old. Little bastard, always seems to get his way.

So, the Vikings lost, but my fantasy team won! I named them Sunday Afternoon Ballaz, which is a flippin sweet carryover of our pickup basketball posse, the Friday Afternoon Ballaz (check out our website, er, facebook group!) Anyways, game ball -> Willie Parker. 3 TDs, sweet.

Watching the Vikes' game, I'm afraid to say, it looks like the Packers are going to be just fine with Aaron Rodgers. He's quality. Last summer, which I spent in Wisconsin, I had more than one person tell me I looked just like Aaron Rodgers. Still not quite sure about that.

By the way, I just figured out the hyperlinks feature, so I'm abusing it. Check this out.

I'm chipping away at my Roswell bucket list. It mostly consists of places to eat that I won't get to, because I bought way too much food here at the apartment. Damn. My crush on the girl at the Natural Foods Store is costing me a fortune. So much organic soup i don't need. I'm also contemplating one last alien-related exhibit, and buying something, anything, with an alien on it. I really shouldn't. It'll cost twice as much as if there were no alien on it, but who can resist the chincyness? I think I saw some alien beer, maybe i'll start there.

Ah, I'm about to escape Roswell, New Mexico. I feel special. One last note: Sixty years ago, 4 to 7 members of an advanced alien race crash-landed here after mastering intergalactic travel. They didn't get to go home. I do! Boy, do I feel special.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Cooler Ranch

Well, I'm back to naming my posts after flavors. SEX! was really a poor way to go in retrospect. I think using SEX! as a title qualifies as pandering to the audience, no? Geez, I thought I had more integrity than that. And then I remembered, I didn't.

Cooler Ranch, by the way, is because I went back up to my roommate's family's ranch over Labor Day weekend, and it was even cooler! Cooler Ranch totally is a flavor, by the way:

See.

Anyway, I got to help out at their family reunion, which is nice. I totally didn't fit into the family atmosphere, seeing as how over half of his family is Hispanic... but what are you going to do. It was like that movie, Wedding Crashers. No, not really. It was actually really fun.

I found out a cool new way to cook meat! Light a fire underground, then bury it! It was pretty sweet. i AM trying this on my own, once I get home and a hunting license. Details to follow.

So, I haven't really disclosed my awesome travel plans yet. Seeing as how I'll be leaving Roswell on September 12th, and not moving into our Dinkytown Happyhouse until October 1st, I'm going to use those 2 1/2 weeks to travel! I'm out west anyway... so eh. Yeah! I'll be in Denver [visiting a friend :-)] from 9/12-9/15, in Layton, Utah from 9/16-9/19 visiting my sister and soon-to-be brother [:-)], then to Oregon! Destiny has propelled me there. All you friends of mine (i.e. Laina, I know you're reading this), saying I'd fit in so well on the West Coast... I'll be there a week, to test it out. Woot. Oregon better put up or shut up.

I tried moving somewhere random, for sole purposes of having a job there. It didn't work. Time to go scouting, places where I could be happy...

Ah, what else. It's time for football! Even though I wasn't present for my fantast draft, my pre-determined rankings did me well.

Why doesn't Matt Hasselbeck get any love? Top 5 QB in the league, and has been for the past 5 years. Geez. My fantasy team is so solid. I'm stoked.

Bold, fearless predictions on the upcoming NFL season:

As predicted earlier, Randy Moss breaks his leg in October. Pats go 13-3, look great, lose in AFC Championship to the Steelers.

Biggest disappointments: New York Giants (7-9), Cincinnati Bengals (Cinco-Oncé, 5-11) and Indianapolis Colts (9-7, edged out of playoffs).

Biggest surprises: Oakland Raiders (9-7, make playoffs, beat Jacksonville in Wildcard round, lose to New England). Seattle, at 13-3. Matt Hasselback looks like the second coming of Christ. Loses at home to Minnesota in NFC Championship Game...

AFC Championship: Steelers 22, New England 20
NFC Championship: Vikings 24, Seahawks 20.

Super Bowl...
I haven't decided yet.